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Orchard Boleyn
Division 4j, Dream League
Manager: Neilsy404

Club subdues 'Beast From The East'

cirque du soleil was in the local area of late and to the horror of local residents in the area the lion from the world famous company who was born in China escaped. The lion which was labelled "The beast from the east" found refuge in the clubs stadium.

The club's groundsman Mick Fish said that he heard this almighty roar in the stadium and thought that was strange because he never hears that even on a matchday. Turns out that the animal was seeking shelter from the weather and was in the orchard end.

The club then called the owners of the circus and rumour had it that the circus was thinking of taking one of our strikers due to their comical performances in front of goal, they had an idea to partner them up with Dele Alli who would also be performing some diving routines and the entire Arsenal squad who would bring their magical skills to the routine, that of being able to become completely invisible just at the very moment you want a performance from them. But the company decided to decline offering that to the Arsenal squad because the fans probably wouldn't get value for money.

Anyway i'd be 'lion' if I didn't say that the animal was captured and then looked after and made sure the trauma of being in an empty Orchard Boleyn stadium was put behind it. At least the animal knows how the players feel week in, week out.

2018-02-27 23:58	1635 Views		Reporter: TonyBrazil

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