Tonight we hear of a plot to undermine the X11 Crew, here is what our undercover reporter recorded from FC Manchester City's latest team talk which retiring Goalie started.
Telmo: "We're going hack the main frame server and head up through the cable of chambers and up to the left hand corner and kidnap Eleven. Having grabbed the Eleven from the logo, we'll inform X(Formaly known as X11) that Eleven is in our custody and forthwith issue our demands. Any questions?"
Ted Adamson: "What exactly are the demands?"
Bus2mc: "We're giving X(Formaly known as X11) two days to dismantle the entire apparatus of evaluation policy and over pricing of the Agent Imperialist State, and if they don't agree immediately, we're taking!"
Adolfo Noriega: "Cut Ele of the Eleven?"
Telmo: "Cut all the letters off. Send 'em back on the hour every hour. Show them we're not to be trifled with."
Bus2mc: "Also, we're demanding a ten foot mahogany statue of every paying VIP member with their stat's hangin' out."
Squad All: *laughing*
Jona Txema: "What? They'll never agree to that, Bus2mc."
Bus2mc: "That's just a bar-- a bargaining counter. And of course, we point out that they bear full responsibility when we chop all the letters up, and that we shall not submit to Evaluation!"
Team Assistant: "No Evaluations!"
Bus2mc: "They've bled us dry, them cyber buggers. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our form training, and from our form training and more from our form training."
Jona: "And from our form trainings' fathers' fathers."
Bus2mc: "Yeah."
Jona: "And from our form trainings' fathers' fathers' fathers."
Bus2mc: "Yeah. All right, Jona. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?!"
Danilo Gloria: "Avatars?"
Bus2mc: "What?"
Danilo: "The Avatars."
Bus2mc: "Oh. Yeah, yeah. They did give us that. Uh, that's true. Yeah."
Team Assistant: "The wide range of kits to chose from."
Jona: "Oh, yeah, the wide range of kits, Bus. Remember what the kit used to look like?"
Bus2mc: "Yeah. All right. I'll grant you Avatars and the wide range of team kits are two things that X(Formaly known as X11) have done."
Andre Zamora: "And the Tactics report."
Bus2mc: "Well, yeah. Obviously the Tactic reports. I mean, the tactics go without saying, don't they? But apart from Avatars, the wide range of kits, and the tactics--"
Team Assistant: "Latest spies."
Danilo: "Xtra ratings points."
Squad: "Huh? Heh? Huh..."
Team assistant: "Nice little VIP logo."
Squad: "Ohh..."
Bus2mc: "Yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough."
Jerome Maddox: "Xtra teams."
Squad: "Oh, yes. Yeah..."
Alberto Da Silva: "Yeah. Yeah, that's something we'd really miss, Boss, if the eleven left. Huh."
Jona: "And it's safe to chat on the forum at night now, Boss."
Ted: "Yeah, they certainly know how to keep order. Let's face it. They're the only ones who could in a place like this."
Squad: *Hehh, heh. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh*
Bus2mc: "All right, but apart from the Avatars, the wide range of kits, tactic reports, latest spies, nice little logo, extra teams, just what have X(Formaly known as X11) ever done for us?"
Kurt Lormor: "A lot of free time fun."
Bus2mc: "Oh. fun? Shut up!"
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