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| Defies belief! It really defies belief |
West London Blues went into their cup game with the more than mighty Riodidgeridoo with bowed heads, feeling, knowing they would get their butts handed to them on a silver platter from the strongest and one of the richest teams ever seen in the Pro League.
Team boss Z0la back from a fair old oily massage from Smallfrys Sister was in a pensive mood as he set his team up, so pensive he actually wondered what he pays Smallfrys Sister for?
Surely he should feel like a slippery snake all bendy and loose but no he was more tense than Callum_of_duty (Calum72) standing in a long queue at Rob Roy's best Glasgow chippy as the last deep fried Mars bar gets put in the display cabinet, will he get it, will that overweight fat bastard in front of him get it? Which fat bastard would get it though? There were so many!
As you can see it was a bad situation to be in.
Then he remembered....
As Z0la started out his Xpert 11 career, pre Blues MK1 time, he was a manager of Barcelona in the private Worldclub SuperLiga. Barcelona beat all comers most weeks winning back to back to back titles! No one could touch them until a manager who has sadly left us now pulled out one of the most craziest tactical choices which stopped the mighty Barcelona in their stride and left Z0la scratching his head in perplexed annoyance.
In fact that season Barcelona never recovered and ended up losing the title to some fat bloke called Desmond.
Now in the same, but reversed situation, Blues boss Z0la had a flashback of that time, although it was disturbing he was able to pull those tactics out of his weary grey matter and decide to play....
451 LONG BALL!!
It had to work, surely? Play your strongest team, long ball and keep the best part of your team out of the game....simples? Thing was Riodidgeridoo have a much stronger midfield let alone defence or attack. As Z0la set his tactics it was more in hope than expectation! The kind of hope that he reserved for Smallfrys Sister actually bothering to go down the clinic and sort that (growing) problem out.
As the game kicked off the managers shook hands and Doors gave Z0la a kick in the shin for taking the piss out of his team name then the bombardment started! The blues were ripped apart from the first minute yet somehow took the lead! A long ball sent so high it came down with snow on it was bundled into the net, the lone forward playing his part in holding the ball up already, surely not a cup upset again like in the last round? The Blues cheerleaders were going crazy led by Smallfry and The_spoon wiggling the tassles on the end of their moobs.
Soon normal service was resumed, after some confident substitutions from Doors bringing on youth for high skilled players Rio equalised, would the floodgates open? NO they didn't and the Blues went up the other end and took the lead again then somehow managed to emulate Chelsea's performance at the Nou Camp 2012 and cling on with fingernails to achieve a win that will go down in Pro League folklore.
The scenes at the end were reminiscent of a last day survival! Thousands on the pitch, women with their boobs out, men with their boobs out on the pitch whilst logging into X11 (Smallfry) even Robbo_the_red fresh from typing nonsense on the General Forum was seen running between peoples legs cheering!
It was a crazy day indeed.
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2015-03-22 15:04
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Reporter:
TheAPERSON
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