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2023-06-04 14:26
Geordies
Division 3f
Manager: Shearers-hairline

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Hubert Kihlman who is known to stay in bed late was seen by several independent sources walking down by the river very early one morning, and subsequent rumours spread suggesting everything from "drink problems" to "late nights playing video games with friends". Now it has come to everyone's attention that Hubert Kihlman has gone and fallen hopelessly in love with his teammate Hjalmar Stoor's older sister. From this joy the player's form is slightly improved. Hjalmar Stoor's form also improves because he is happy someone has finally fallen for his hopelessly unattractive older sister, as he thought she would be doomed to a lonely life...... yet another pointless event
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