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Press
Press releases from Master League
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Head of Scouting Scoochie Skinkfors was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift-wrapped box
in the middle of the driveway.
She put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Scoochie has been missing since Friday.
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