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Press
Press releases from Master League
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Head of Scouting Scoochie Skinkfors was sitting on the sofa watching a game on the television when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head.
He shouted, 'What the hell was that for?'
His wife replied, 'That's for the slip of paper in your pocket with the name Laura Lou on it!'
'Oh that ', said Scoochie, 'that's just the name of a racehorse I put a bet on a few days ago'.
Satisfied, his wife apologized to Scoochie.
Several days later he was lounging on the sofa again when his wife came up behind him and smacked him on the head.
'WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?' he roared, leaping up and holding his head.
His wife tossed the phone at him and said, 'Your horse just called.'
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