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2025-03-25 07:00
Grasshopper-Club Zürich
Division 3b
Manager: Botha

Deadbeat no deadbeat dude!
The mid-season arrival of dreamy, goal-scoring kahuna Malibu Deadbeat was just the tonic that Grasshopper-Club Zürich needed to crank up what had been a typically, staid Swiss businesslike attitude on the pitch.

Malibu trimmed off 6 sick goals ripped from some peak, radical cutbacks and foam floaters thanks to his signature turquoise flip-flops, while 3 assists were cleaned up on the backwash of others after his mid-season arrival at Stadion Letzigrund.

Unfortunately, Deadbeat's arrival on the new Zürich beach-party scene did not stoke everyone as the team experienced a serious production reduction from starting forward Olof Witt - who decided that wandering about barefoot, hanging loose puffing from Deadbeat's bong during games, and keeping his goldbricking ass out of the GCZ attacking zone was a much more enjoyable pastime than paying any attention to actually earning his keep.
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