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DrFlugel
- 2008-07-04 17:27
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I Was so depressed last night that I rang the Samaritans. Got through to a call centre in Pakistan . Told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane......
A man says to his wife "tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time".
His wife replies "You've got a bigger todger than your brother"
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Smallfry
- 2008-07-03 19:20
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| You dickface. |
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DrFlugel
- 2008-07-02 15:29
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| 1 funny joke per year is all you can expect from me. |
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IRONZRD
- 2008-07-02 15:13
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| doesnt * |
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IRONZRD
- 2008-07-02 15:12
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| Im glad theres someone else out there that doenst want murray t win ;) |
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DrFlugel
- 2008-07-02 14:29
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I'z have ghetto jokz
Why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
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DaScouseKid
- 2008-07-01 22:49
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| Yeah almost as good as you and flugel. Ahhh doc I love u sooo much kiss kiss |
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AndyM2033
- 2008-07-01 21:28
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| Shut up you fag. |
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DrFlugel
- 2008-07-01 21:11
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| Your league looks quite tough this year. I'm quite surprised by the early runaway leaders though. |
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DrFlugel
- 2008-06-23 08:37
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| ranked 122 now bitch |
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DrFlugel
- 2008-06-09 11:44
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| I am higher than Pandy now, 8 away from bloc, and then I have your ass in my sights! Mwahahaa......... |
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Smallfry
- 2008-06-04 18:35
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Yorkshire term is Fagget.
Ok Fagget? |
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AndyM2033
- 2008-06-03 21:31
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| Only just noticed your posts. I am the best you see. Gota give the youths a run out now. |
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DrFlugel
- 2008-06-03 16:19
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2 chat up lines that might work in your neck of the woods
Once made an approach for this bird saying
'pick a number between 1 and 10'
she said 3 so I replied with
'You lose, get your tits out'
she started mouthing off so I said
'If I wanted to talk to a cunt, id put my head between your legs'.
Another one is when you get knocked back from a bird with small tits.
'If you aint got hands you dont wear gloves, if you aint got feet you dont wear socks, so why the fuck are you wearing a bra'.
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