Having called in the paramedics and watched their unsuccessful attempts to revive the patient, neighbouring teams have recognised that Winsford United FC's season is now life expired.
According to the analysis of manager Yatesi,
"The main problem is that we are not getting enough points. This is to do with losing a lot of matches. The problem can be rectified by winning instead of losing. The only problem with finding a solution is that our opponents are better at winning than we."