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2023-05-30 20:47
Aris FC
Division 3f
Manager: Sedgistan

Rioting Aris Fans Spur Comeback
After last week's debacle against Matchstick Men, Aris FC were fined a substantial amount by the Xpert League authorities for failure to control their fans, who rioted in the stadium, tearing up chairs, and fighting the heavily armed police who attempted to restore order. Total disaster was only narrowly averted as a fire that broke out near the dugouts was fortuitously put out by a surprise downpour.

So the last thing Aris would have wanted was to be behind to fellow relegation strugglers Club River Plate at El Monumental this evening, but that's where they found themselves at half-time, trailing the South Americans 2-1. The away fans raged at their team, fighing anyone and everyone they could get their hands on - home fans, security guards, each other, and even beating up a 10-year old ballboy who got too close.

Thankfully, this shameful display of hooliganism was just the inspiration the Aristo players needed, and, perhaps fearing for their safety, they put in the performance of a lifetime to score three goals in the final ten minutes, to turn the game on its head and claim a famous 4-2 win.

Aris are still in the relegation zone, but just a point behind Blancos Fantásticos, and a further point from the fourth-placed team. Clearly the ultra-violence on display in the stands is just the catalyst needed to get the Aristos' fightback underway, and a free set of brass knuckles is being supplied to all fans making the trip to Roker BC next week; child sizes are available on request too.
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