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2023-05-24 01:17
Matchstick Men
Xpert League
Manager: TonyBrazil

No Haassle
That was a win with no hassle," cheers Matchstick Men manager Tony Brazil, "or in recognition of our striker Seb Haas I should say 'no Haas-sle'."

The Aristad is a cauldron of hate as Brazil stands on the pitch giving his post-match thoughts, "we've had some rough times here against Aris in the past but today Seb Haas scored out first and made the second as we won two nil.

"The result takes us back top of the table and keeps our morale boosted before the crucial cup match coming up against the mighty Flamenco. Talking of morale though," Brazil casts an ear to the booing and anger around him, "these fans are on the point of burning the Aristad to the ground."

Brazil supportively throws boxes of matches into the terraces, then quips, "funny enough the loudest booing was coming from their manager's dug out! I wouldn't be surprised if Sedgie sacks the lot of them before the evening's out
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