Orchard Boleyn Division 5:21, Dream League Entraîneur: Neilsy404

Chairman having nosebleeds

At 10:33 this morning the club's doctor Mr Wan Yu Getbetta was called into the club's boardroom to find blood streaming all over the chairman. The Chairman had been reported to have been looking at his computer for the past hour with shock. It turned out when the doctor turned the screensaver off, that he had been looking at the Division 4j table which shows Orchard Boleyn at the top. The Doctor diagnosed the chairman with constant nosebleeds because the club is so high up the table. Orchard have started the season well but there are a number of better teams in this division than us, so we know that we will not finish in the top two. But we are happy that we have started off our campaign well in order to hopefully avoid the dreaded drop back down, having been promoted via a play-off match last season.

2019-05-14 23:05 1513 Vues Reporteur: TonyBrazil

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