"Quite frankly the club had outgrown its surroundings and deserves to be playing in front of more than 3 blokes, their dogs and a handfull of curious sheep. So we jumped at the chance to move to a purpose built, new 1million capacity all-seater stadium at the administrative centre of the universe, with an enormous potential fan base of over a trillion people that has long been crying out for a football team to call its own. May the force be with us."