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Forty-something XCL winning MANager with roster space and mahoosive yacht seeks defender to make roster and mahoosive yacht less empty.
First off, I'm hugely successful, great looks and awesome sense of humour, with c.50m econs in the bank, but friends tell me maybe I'm a little trophy obsessive.
I have a small problem though.,,you see I've got this boat...well more of a mahoosive yacht...but I don't currently have a "co-captain" to sail the high seas of X11 with me as it were...hence my ad.
Co-captain requirements include:
- Must be under 29yo with at least 16 skills;
- Not required to laugh at bad jokes, but must have a high tolerance for them;
- Must love BBQ, as it is the only thing I can cook;
- Whilst excellent compatability would be lovely, good/fair with potential for improvement is of course acceptable;
- Physical dimensions are irrelevant;
- Freekicking icon is essential, the little orange cone one highly desirable;
- Must possess hopelessly romantic tendencies;
- Must be patient with a MANagers unpredictable schedule;
- Must have brilliant, beautiful, strong mind of his own;
I love pickled herring, flat-pack furniture, and Volvo's...not necessarily all together or in that particular order. I’ve heard my y00f development skills are as lousy as my memory, so maybe you can help me improve on one or both of those. I love a beautiful defender with a goofy laugh as much as I love a goofy-looking defender with a beautiful laugh. I play neutral fixtures better than home fixtures, but home fixtures better than those away from home.
I want my prospective captain to be my best friend, my confidante, my rock, and, most importantly, someone to help me with my cufflinks...those things are impossible.
If you like what you hear [and what's not to like?] please drop me a short note explaining how we'd get on together on our first fixture including a picture or a bunch of match reports with your previous ratings.
Genuine offers only as although I'm kinda looking immediately for fun [XCL based] times a long term commitment is available to the right guy.
Cheers to you and Merry Christmas,
GRASSBANDITS
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2014-12-24 01:01
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Reporter:
Tiggyjosh
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